From SlutWalk Tehran’s wall post:
#slutwalk IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT: One of our ardent supporters, Olaf, aptly wondered what the Iranians will think if women like Melany came shouting and screaming on the march. With much thought we have decided that we will first have a screening process for all Slutwalk veterans who aspire to walk in Tehran.
Which is soon followed by:
#slutwalk IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT: Therefore, we will make arrangement for all Slutwalk veterans to meet at Slutwalk Academy in January 2012. They will undergo a rigorous slutwalk boot camp and will be screened for physical and mental suitability for the Tehran event. The boot camp will impart advanced slutwalking training, linguistic skills in Arabic and Persian and other skills essential for the Walk.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH SLUTWALKING TRAINING AHAHAHAHH SLUTWALK BOOT CAMP HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
The only boot camp needed here is a boot to their chauvinism!
I swear this must be some really bad attempt at viral comedy, like from 4chan or SomethingAwful or something. How dedicated can one troll be?
There’s also this threat:
#slutwalk By now it must be evident to all of you that we have been infiltrated by a cabal of anti-Slutwalk Tehranists who are trying every means at their disposal to undermine our cause. We have the names of the 4-5 members comprising this insidious group and we will unmask them soon after consultations with our legal team.
Dude, this so-called cabal consists of people from the SlutWalk Tehran 2012 is a SCAM FB page (JOIIIIIIIIIIIN) and we all have our names out. The only person who doesn’t post under their name on there is me, and that’s because I’m a page admin and therefore automatically post as the page. We beat your lawyers on this one :P
The rest of their pathetic attempt at a page is just full of fail-hilarity. Like really.